The Baby Juice Express (2004)

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The Baby Juice Express

Crime
Comedy

85 minutes

2004-04-19

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A middle class London lad’s gangster fantasies go awry when his dodgy uncle puts them into debt to a real life crime boss. Still pulling strings from behind bars, the kingpin’s only desire is to conceive an heir by smuggling his sperm to his wife on the outside. There’s only one way the boys know how to raise the money fast … hijack the ‘baby juice express’. But kidnapping ‘baby juice’ turns out to be fraught with even more peril than the bumbling wannabes could possibly have imagined in this cheeky spin on the gangster genre. Starring Nick Moran (Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels), with Julian Clary (one of Britain’s funniest) and Joe Bugner (former boxing champion and one of Australia’s toughest!).

Cast

Nick Moran

Des

Nick Brimble

Krakowski

Lisa Faulkner

Lauren

Phil Davis

Frank O'Reilly

Samantha Womack

Trixie (as Samantha Janus)

Joe Bugner

Palooka

Julian Clary

Jason

Angela Douglas

Celestia

David Cardy

Goldberg

Ruth Jones

Gladys

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